Top Geek Quotes

Taken from: http://www.boardofwisdom.com/

1) There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

2)If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

3)I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

4)Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you

5)My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

6)Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

7)A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

8)A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

9)The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.

I should put my quotes up here, I'll do that tomorrow.