Criminal Domestic Violence by using cheese???

http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/news/local/13161601.htm

This is stupid, that man is wanted for domestic abuse for spraying cheese in his wife's hair, after she sprayed cheese on his car.

"ALLEGED CRIME: Police said Higginbotham argued with his wife because she had not cooked anything. When she began cooking, he started making spaghetti while eating crackers and squeeze cheese. They argued, and he squeezed cheese on the kitchen floor. She squeezed the cheese on his truck, and he squeezed the cheese in her hair before fleeing in his truck. His wife said she washed her hair before the officer arrived to take her complaint."