Im bored of job hunting

I figure I can either become a professional bum or go look for a job at a fast food resturant close by my house. At least I would be able to get some money. I figure I will not find a job anytime soon this year in my area anyway. To many places want 3 years experience or know softwares that I never heard of before. Oh well, maybe someplace like Subway or something would be interested in a graduate student. This of course brings up my comic I made last year, which predicted this situation, if it happens.